Mother nature is a saucy little minx. You would have thought that a mother, who’s pretty long in the tooth, would have sewn her wild oats a while ago. Not so.
Mother nature is just as suggestive as ever. Growing things that look like a male phallus; naming some of her creations filthy things like Ass, Tit, Booby, Horny Toad, and Shag – believe it or not they’re all genuine! Not to mention she’s constantly wet as 71% of the world’s surface is water-covered.
Well, she’s at it again. These 11 picture are conclusive proof that mother nature is filthy:
1. The Carrot
2. Mind the gapple
3. When a man loves a woman
4. Peachy backside
5. That’s one inappropriate piece of meat
6. If Nicki Minaj was a mushroom.
7. The tripod cucumber
8. An inappropriate sausage
9. They say oysters are an aphrodisiac
10. Red Hot Willy Pepper
11. Lady on a plate
Who would have thought mother nature was a 50 Shades Fan… makes you wonder what she’s gonna do next. We’re watching you nature, you’re filthy days are over!
