13 REASONS WHY MORNING SEX IS THE BEST SEX…EVER

There are certain moments in life that are really f*cking great. Turning on the tele at the exact moment The Titanic starts getting good, receiving an unexpected tax rebate, and when you reach the checkout with an item, get it scanned, and it’s discounted – oh yes!

Well your sex life follows the same pattern: sex is always good, but it’s far better in certain choice encounters.

In the morning haze, when you’re at your most vulnerable, stretching and yawning and still easing into the day, nothing beats the feeling of having someone next to you make you feel wanted. It’s a real treat.

But we think it should become the norm. Why? Not only is getting laid in the morning awesome, it’s good for you too. A study conducted by The Kinsey Institute found that morning lovers are both healthier and happier. And let’s face it, being woken up by pleasure is a hell of a lot better than the alarm clock.

Here are all the reasons morning sex is the best sex.

                                       1. Because you’ll actually remember it.
This is a win for you and the friends in your WhatsApp group, who will appreciate the fully detailed recap later.


Normally you can’t recollect anything save a few fragments, “I think it was um, good?”; “He/she was hot, right? ” But now you’ll be able to fill in all the good stuff. Sex is the single greatest pass time, let’s remember it.

2. You’re guaranteed to wake up on the right side of the bed.

Sex in the morning gets you and the day off on the right foot. Researchers from the University of Cincinnati found that morning sex is a natural stress-reliever and these effects can last for at least a week, meaning your early Monday romp could ease those Sunday Blues.   Morning sex also increases levels of IgA, an antibody that helps to fight against infection, according to Dr. Debby Herbenick, an American research scientist and author of “Because It Feels Good.” It’s like taking your daily vitamins… only a whole lot more pleasurable.

3. You can skip the gym.

It’s a way better alternative to a morning workout before hopping into the shower. Scientists confirm that an hour of sex burns almost as many calories as a 30-minute jog. After an hour, men and women burn an average of 240 calories and 180 calories, respectively. While a guy lasting an hour is about as common as unicorns, it gives you a nice target to work towards.

4. Who doesn’t want to begin the day with an orgasm?

It’s like Christmas morning — there’s a package waiting for you to enjoy. And everyone scores.

5. Because your clothes are already off.

This does make for a speedier process, which is key for weekday mornings. You don’t wanna miss that appraisal in Meeting Room B.   Heed the advice of great philosopher and first man to state the obvious, Aristotle, “If everyone is naked, it only follows then that we should have sex.” Wise man.

6. You can carpool after.

Who needs to drive to work when you’re already riding dirty

7. It’s more intimate.

The few minutes we have to ourselves after first opening our eyes are unique. Most people who you’re in regular contact with have no idea what you look, sound, smell and feel like first thing in the morning. It’s a rare moment to others that’s all to yourself.   Fill that moment in with another person and it becomes a shared secret privy to only you two. That’s what makes morning sex so intimate.

8. Because shower sex just doesn’t cut it.

The water in your face, the slippery surfaces, the soap in places that can’t support life with soap. It’s a truth universally acknowledged that shower sex is a ball-ache – both metaphorically and physically.

9. It affirms that you two are still interested in each other sober.

Any sex that is not drunk and sloppy means there’s hope. When the lights are on, it’s even better getting off. For everyone looks the same in the dark. In the morning though? That takes feeling.

10. Because you love an excuse to gloat at work.

Coworker 1: How was your night? You: I had amazing morning sex.

Coworker 2: I’m so stressed. You: Morning sex could fix that. I would know.

Coworker 3: Where do you want to go for lunch? You: Some place where they sell morning sex all day.

11. It’s a better replacement for coffee.

If, like me, your first port of call after rising and shining is the coffee machine, why not find a wake-up stimulant closer to bed? Sex gets you going first thing in the morning.

If you become addicted, we understand.

                                            12. You leave on a high.

Morning sex is ending the night on a good note. Especially in more “foreign” bedrooms. If you’re in unknown territory, with a barely-known lover, and you both want seconds when the lights are up, you might have found a keeper.

              13. There’s nothing like a good c*ck rooster to wake you up.

Exposed early breath, post-coital glow, natural daylight to contour your face — morning sex makes waking up early totally worth it.

So morning sex is pleasurable, makes you happier, and makes you healthier – what’s the catch? There really isn’t once.

And the scientists agree. So don’t be shy people, as Drake once said: “When lights come through the drapes and we both yawning, I roll over and ask if, can I hit it in the morning?”