Sometimes I hear my friends talking about how great it would be to have kids; how their little bot-bots are so adorable you just want to gobble them up, and how they have the teeny-tiniest shoes on the planet. And if you speak to my mum, and I’m sure yours too, she’ll say that having kids was the best thing she’s ever done. But I just can’t see how that’s true.
When baby-talk pops up in conversation, I just sit there thinking “no thank you”. Yes, fine, they might be adorable at times, but the other 3/4 of the day they’re absolute handfuls. I mean think of the mess. And when they get older, how are you supposed to discipline them for doing stuff that you yourself did as a kid! I just have no desire for a little monster of my own. In fact, I fear social occasions where a newborn kid is passed around the room like a joint. What are you meant to say to the little crapper?!
Here, ladies and gentleman, are 20 reasons you should be thankful you do not have Kids.
1. You don’t have a little bub to waste your peanut butter.
2. The only curry-looking thing you have to deal with is the one on your plate.
3. And you don’t need to deal with what looks like your student room after the biggest night of Freshers Week.
4. You decorate your walls as you see fit…not a mini dictator.
5. You decide what to paint and when.
6. Your iPad is not used as a chew toy.
7. You can go to Disney World for yourself and actually enjoy it.
8. You can hang out with the people who actually enjoy stuffing their faces as much as you do.
9. You have access to your toilet at all times.
10. Your sinks are strictly used for hand washing and teeth brushing…not baby chilling.
11. Your sofa will never look like Tony Montana has popped round.
12. Your expensive makeup will never go to waste on someone else’s face.
13. Look at this Chick y One
Have you ever watched famous British comedy show “Men Behaving Badly“, well, it looks like this kind of men’s behavior starts at the earliest years of their life. It tends to be tough to baby sit a baby boy or a baby girl, for that metter. “Why?”, you may ask yourselves… Simply because kids can be real menace but they are cute and funny when they do their little mischief. I guess that is what makes life with kids and these cute photos so interesting..Although, we are not sure what causes this kind of miss behavior, is it in kids nature or is it just their parents failure.
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