Ah the selfie, everyone's favourite worst enemy. Welcome to the age of digital narcissism, a world of endless ostentation opportunities and limitless bragging possibilities. Showing-off has never been easier and, ironically, more celebrated. There are several important factors that you need to pay close attention to perfect your selfie, including lighting, angle, and of course, the choice of filter. However, one of the most overlooked aspects of taking a great selfie is that you must do it discreetly. A good selfie is conducted in a clandestine manner, not flashing up on the radar of those in close proximity. Many people forget about this rule and get caught in the act. Let’s name and shame them.
1.That’s a rearlly hard selfie to capture.
2.You just can’t hide that face.
3. “Hey look I was just in a terrible accident, FML”
4. I know MJ said start with the man in the mirror, but you need a mirror first…
5. Epic classroom selfie.
6. Lectures are not an appropriate time for a selfie.
7. 1 Obsession, selfies.
8. God I wish the interviewer walked out his office this very second…
9. A for flexibility, D for appropriateness.
10. Rockin’it.
11. Double fail: bathroom selfie AND grandpa bombed.
12. Who does he think he is?!
13. This sh*t is bananas.
It’s out duty as decent people to take a photo of selfie monsters wherever they present themselves. They’re lingering in every office, school or college; hiding round every corner, just waiting to take that awkward selfie. We’ve gotta be ready to snap their selfie, and then share it with the world
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